I used to have a community on rollerfeet.tumblr, then Tumblr stopped answering support emails. /kvetch
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Internet. Television. It's all the same.
Guy at empanada stand at the airport in Miami: Aye. i know you from the television.
Me: No you don't. You're just trying to get me to buy something. (joking)
Empanada Guy: Yes I do but that's okay. You don't want to be noticed. We're not asking to take your picture.
Me: I'm not on TV though.
Empanada Guy: Yes you are with the white coat and the funny things on the Internet.
Me: You mean online?
Empanada Guy: On the YouTube on the television. I watch it with my son. He loves it. He thinks you very funny.
Me: Oh wow. So you *do* know me. I'm not famous though.
Empanada Guy: Yes you are but don't worry. I won't take your picture. I'll just tell my son I saw you.
Me: Um. Ok. I can take a picture with you. It's just that I'm not--
Empanada Guy: That's ok. You don't want to be noticed.
Me: No I'm just not used to this. It's the Internet. Not television.
Empanada Guy: Internet. Television. It's all the same.
The Cabin in the Woods Ringtones
More copyright-inappropriate ringtones. This time from The Cabin in the Woods.
The best part of Annie is the break in NYC, and Sutton Foster (of Bunheads) does it beautifully.
100 DAYS OF MUSIC | 59. “Not for the Life of Me/NYC/Astonishing” by Sutton Foster
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
This is just a scientific test to see how many people will repost this just because that’s the title of this otherwise empty post. DON’T LET ME DOWN, TUMBLR.
Ha!
I own The Blair Witch Project on VHS. I want to watch it. I have a VCR but no TV. This is the opposite of the usual problem I have.
Oh, internet and your cat videos. When did I ever laugh such?
(via 5tickyheel5, fuckyeahdementia)
(Source: nsfwhumor)
The thing about Jennifer Lawrence is that every movie she’s in, you just think, I would be terrific friends with this person.
Which is actually a very weird phenomenon when you think about it, because, like, I probably wouldn’t be terrific friends with a young widow who loves ballroom dancing, or a bow hunter from District 12, or a shapeshifting mutant.
And yet….
Also, as the daughter of a white trash meth mixer/dealer, she was _so_ _awesome_.
How I feel when people want to “debate” LBGT rights.*
*I know @LouisCK’s subtext was gay marriage, too, but I want to be obvious about it.
